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 Post subject: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:53 pm 
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How 'bout it! Will today be the last day or will the world end tomorrow evening?

I SHOULD have really overeaten for dinner tonight.

Hell, for that matter, depending on the weather, I may shop at Walmart naked tomorrow! Why not?

Oh, silly me .... why bother shop tomorrow at all?

I should have planned for this a bit better .....

Hate going into the end of time unprepared .... story of my life!

Well, tomorrow I'll just eat one meal ..... I'll run Breakfast into lunch and into dinner .... just eat all day long ...... Ice cream! Ice cream with all the toppings.

Perhaps I should cancel all my insurances ... and give my house away! .... sell my guns .... washer and dryer .... and my motorcycle!

Maybe light my morning fire with my vintage porn collection! LOL!

What are some of your "end of the world" plans?


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:58 pm 
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Stony, silly rabbit... City Hall has known this all along and banked on it! "Spending your money like theres no tomorrow" What a catchy motto!

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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:59 pm 
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Stony, I think the world is supposed to end at 5AM. So you'd better shuck them jeans and head for Walmart!


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:04 pm 
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There IS no tomorrow! IF that turns out to be true as the Mian experts predicted, the Mayor and City Council was brilliant for borrowing that money! IF the world ends tomorrow!


I was hoping some of you would have some good ideas for tomorrow?


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:06 pm 
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I dont even get to sleep in?

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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
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Is it too late to get a tattoo? LOL!

I can't think of a better time to get a tattoo than just a few hours before the end of the world!


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:14 pm 
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Anyone that thinks the world will end tomorrow can leave valuable things at my house.


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:17 am 
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Dam JeffT ... I was loading up my truck with all my worthless valuables (end of the world contradiction) like my gun collection, my coin collection, my camera collection, my gps units, my guitar collection, my Pa equipment, and even my collection of over 300 "bootlegs" of Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes from 1974 to the present!

But then I was so tired from loading the truck, I fell asleep before I got the chance to bring them over to you!

Sorry!

I was even gonna hand you over the clear titles to my home, my boats, my truck, and my motorcycle!

Then I woke up this morning still here!

Or ARE we? How can we tell if we are still here in Bradford, alive and well OR the end of the world came while we slept and THIS is actually hell?

Now I have to unload my truck!


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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
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Anyone else hear the single loud clap of thunder last night? i bet a lot of people thought that was it. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The end is near!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:20 am 
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Stony wrote:
Now I have to unload my truck!

That's close enough to hell for me. You may be on to something.


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