OMG! This is almost unbelievable! Never mind the bridge being lit up like a tanning booth, both day and night ..... wait 'til you hear what I seen and heard tonight!
Tonight started out like most nights ... except it is Friday and I had to run to the bank around 6PM. It was dark and I passed the Bridge to Nowhere. It was different tonight. The lights were much dimmer. I only saw four lights lit on the bridge. Perhaps mentioning the waste of electricity on BT got someone's attention. True story.
Then, later that night ... It started out quite usual ... my nightly walk around town. I decided to walk past the bridge again to see if perhaps the dimmed lights were still on or if more were lit up. I was curious.
As I came around the bend on Pine Street ... lo and behold ... I saw a UFO seemingly docked on top of the bridge! It was at that point I realized that rather than it being an oddly shaped bridge in Bradford ..... it was a landing pad or landing dock for spacecraft! Last night I wondered if the extremely bright lights weren't meant to communicate with people from another planet or in outer space .... I was right!
It IS a docking station! THAT is why it cost so much money to build, and why it had to be so strong! And that explains the excessive lighting system! It had to be seen from billions of miles away! To signal the mother ship!
As I got closer ... I started to wonder or ask questions in my head ... and to my surprise I started getting answers! They DO communicate by mental telepathy! I just had to think the questions and I got the answers.
Obviously one of my first questions was "why land in Bradford of all places". Then they answered "we come from a planet in a solar system far far away. We do not have nepotism where we come from. Nor do we have any in any galaxy near our home planet. Your planet is the closest planet that has abundant nepotism. And your town has more nepotism than any other town on your planet. What better place to observe and learn"?
Then, in a flash they were gone .... before I had the chance to ask .... make that 'think' "why do you want nepotism on your planet"?
But that DID answer a lot of questions here in Bradford ... the style of the bridge .... the lights .... the expense of the bridge ..... lots of questions were answered!
I never considered "nepotism" a desirable asset....... something anybody would want in their government or even on their planet! Where I come from it has a very negative connotation. It's seen as a bad thing. But not in Bradford ..... and wherever this space craft was from!
Now this all makes sense ... lots of questions answered .... and now I'm figgering out some of the people who work at city hall!
It’s all fitting together!
Bradford is the nepotism capitol of the whole darn universe!