I just love how this topic never dies! We could post til the end of time and never run out of "scummerisms"!
Yeah, the woman with the strapped-in gas can was in Colorado, but it has probably happened here. I see she also thinks that a diaper suffices for clothing. And I'd bet my life that she is a smoker, and tossed her ciggy out the window when she realized she was being pulled over. Good thing it didn't fly back into the back window!
She was probably getting gas for the 14 year old's ATV so he could ride to the tattoo parlor, then stop at the Bar and pick up his new Dad before coming home to the rental shack with no front door and cardboard for windows!
Post subject: Re: You just might be a Bradford Scummer .........
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:58 am
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Shadow wrote:
She was probably getting gas for the 14 year old's ATV so he could ride to the tattoo parlor, then stop at the Bar and pick up his new Dad before coming home to the rental shack with no front door and cardboard for windows!
good post but you just insulted over half of bradfords population.
.....you have your "grocery list" tattooed on your arm, b/c it's always the same, but you still can't remember b/c you are stoned and drunk! Beer Cigarettes Mountain Dew Little Debbie snack Cakes another tattoo
You know you are a Bradford scummer when you go into the grocery store you've been shopping at all your life, and have no idea where the toothpaste is.
......when you hear about a working stiff taking a vacation, and you can't comprehend what that is.
....you are the first in your family to graduate...from Junior High!
Post subject: Re: You just might be a Bradford Scummer .........
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:51 pm
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Shadow wrote:
.....you have your "grocery list" tattooed on your arm, b/c it's always the same, but you still can't remember b/c you are stoned and drunk! Beer Cigarettes Mountain Dew Little Debbie snack Cakes another tattoo
You know you are a Bradford scummer when you go into the grocery store you've been shopping at all your life, and have no idea where the toothpaste is.
......when you hear about a working stiff taking a vacation, and you can't comprehend what that is.
....you are the first in your family to graduate...from Junior High!
Post subject: Re: You just might be a Bradford Scummer .........
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:54 pm
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If.... you repeatedly vomit in your front yard (while people sit at a red light directly across from you) and then let the chihuahua that you are walking eat it. I witnessed this today (as a captive audience) while sitting at the traffic light where Interstate meets West Washington street!
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Post subject: Re: You just might be a Bradford Scummer .........
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:21 pm
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citizen wrote:
If.... you repeatedly vomit in your front yard (while people sit at a red light directly across from you) and then let the chihuahua that you are walking eat it. I witnessed this today (as a captive audience) while sitting at the traffic light where Interstate meets West Washington street!
If.... you repeatedly vomit in your front yard (while people sit at a red light directly across from you) and then let the chihuahua that you are walking eat it. I witnessed this today (as a captive audience) while sitting at the traffic light where Interstate meets West Washington street!
That poor dog!!!! Does this fall under animal abuse? If not, it SHOULD!!
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