This one made me laugh; Man Accused of Raping Elk County Teen. I wonder if he knows any of the pony f*#kers...? Nobody is going to want to draw the short straw to be this guys cell mate. (and before any of you PCers cry foul, I dont condone what he actually did...)

1 dead in Ohio nursing home meth lab fire http://news.yahoo.com/chief-1-dead-ohio ... 37605.html

Must be why the "regular' Elk's Club wouldn't let him join!

Nazis get their own lobbyist on Capitol Hill http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/na ... 30225.html

Police handcuff Ga. kindergartner for tantrum http://news.yahoo.com/police-handcuff-g ... 59850.html

My personal favorite is from my own goofy hometown newspaper. It was a full-page ad, headed

PUBIC SALE

I still have it in my archives!

Idaho man accused of using gun to force 'moonwalk' http://news.yahoo.com/idaho-man-accused ... 55937.html

One I'd like to see:

HITLER WAS A FUCHSBAU!

OK, Philly, I know you're MUCH smarter than I am. But I Googled "Fuchsbau," being the uneducated fool that I am, and found that it meant, "Fox den," a German bunker system, and a German bar. So I guess you'll have to explain your meaning to me because I'm apparently not getting it.

WOMAN KILLS MAN BY SQUEEZING HIS TESTICLES OVER PARKING DISPUTE http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/w ... n-2617471/

You evidently don't watch the fabulously new hit show "Grimm."

Well, THIS is what a Fuchsbau is:
http://grimm.wikia.com/wiki/Fuchsbau

However, further investigation reveals that Hitler may have been a Blutbad. Some of these creatures are hard to tell apart.

http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2012/03/03/gr ... a-blutbad/

OMG, I saw that story. Gee, guys, so sorry, seems you are much more vulnerable than the reputed "fairer, weaker sex."