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citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

This one made me laugh; Man Accused of Raping Elk County Teen. I wonder if he knows any of the pony f*#kers...? Nobody is going to want to draw the short straw to be this guys cell mate. :lol:

(and before any of you PCers cry foul, I dont condone what he actually did...)

citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

1 dead in Ohio nursing home meth lab fire http://news.yahoo.com/chief-1-dead-ohio ... 37605.html

Guitar · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:40 am **Posts:** 1063

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Man Accused of Raping Elk County Teen

Must be why the "regular' Elk's Club wouldn't let him join!

citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

Nazis get their own lobbyist on Capitol Hill http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/na ... 30225.html

citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

Police handcuff Ga. kindergartner for tantrum http://news.yahoo.com/police-handcuff-g ... 59850.html

The Phantom · **Joined:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:36 am **Posts:** 279

My personal favorite is from my own goofy hometown newspaper. It was a full-page ad, headed

PUBIC SALE :oops:

I still have it in my archives!

citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

Idaho man accused of using gun to force 'moonwalk' http://news.yahoo.com/idaho-man-accused ... 55937.html

Phillygirl · **Joined:** Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:46 am **Posts:** 1188

One I'd like to see:

HITLER WAS A FUCHSBAU!

Guitar · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:40 am **Posts:** 1063

OK, Philly, I know you're MUCH smarter than I am. But I Googled "Fuchsbau," being the uneducated fool that I am, and found that it meant, "Fox den," a German bunker system, and a German bar. So I guess you'll have to explain your meaning to me because I'm apparently not getting it.

citizen · **Joined:** Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:11 pm **Posts:** 3881

WOMAN KILLS MAN BY SQUEEZING HIS TESTICLES OVER PARKING DISPUTE http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/w ... n-2617471/

Phillygirl · **Joined:** Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:46 am **Posts:** 1188

Guitar wrote:

OK, Philly, I know you're MUCH smarter than I am. But I Googled "Fuchsbau," being the uneducated fool that I am, and found that it meant, "Fox den," a German bunker system, and a German bar. So I guess you'll have to explain your meaning to me because I'm apparently not getting it.

You evidently don't watch the fabulously new hit show "Grimm."

Well, THIS is what a Fuchsbau is:
http://grimm.wikia.com/wiki/Fuchsbau

However, further investigation reveals that Hitler may have been a Blutbad. Some of these creatures are hard to tell apart.

http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2012/03/03/gr ... a-blutbad/

Phillygirl · **Joined:** Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:46 am **Posts:** 1188

citizen wrote:

WOMAN KILLS MAN BY SQUEEZING HIS TESTICLES OVER PARKING DISPUTE http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/w ... n-2617471/

OMG, I saw that story. Gee, guys, so sorry, seems you are much more vulnerable than the reputed "fairer, weaker sex."

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